Derick!

Garland ,

That's five years they have had a party and haven't invited me, it looks like you have the same problem, I though it was because I can't play the guitar, but they can't say that about you.
Maybe it's because we are that good looking they are all scared we will attract all the women, and drink all the beer.
I miss a good party, maybe next year.

PS Good choice of music, I'll have a party on me own, where is that can of beer.